How to make: Authentic Heart Shaped Cookies︎

 

One. Drain the blood from the heart.

Two. Grate the heart.

Or tear it down with surgical cuts.
Three. Punch and knead the shreds until it turns into dough.

Four. Add some red food coloring.

Five. Ask an adult to roll it for you.

Six. Press the cookie cutter into the dough.

Seven. Put the hearts into the oven until they are solid.

If the hearts are raw or too soft

Put them back into the oven.

 

Congratulations!

You have just made a

Crunchy dog biscuit.

 

The Rising Sun

 

The       red     sun

Rises       in      the     East

Sets         in        the          West

We           will        follow          them

Air       and    smoke      are       the   same

Katanas             turn           into            guns

We                 will               follow             them

No               more             is       the         Shogun

We                 must          unite           as         one

Below                     the              red             sun

And                   the     blank             sky

We               will      follow       them

Turn       the    blue      sea    red

Evaporate          them

 

The Ringer

 

Sinking addiction

The world at your fingertips

Metal nightingale